i super paranoid. i gained weight, like from where?

• lying on the bed all day eating 6 oreo, or
• falling asleep right after i ate a packet of chicken rice, or
• refusing to get outta bed all day, or
• stuffing myself with countless redondo, or
• because i don't get outta bed, thats why i forgot to shit?

absurd absurd absurd. i really had this feeling that the weighing machine was a little SOT, but 2 different machine with same weight? ok, must be my eyes. AHHHH whatever im going to continue with my slacking, glee here i come.